And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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