hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
sarcasm needs its own font
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Just pee around me
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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