is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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