I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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