I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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