PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Randomize
