just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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