I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You can't motorboat a personality
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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