Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
