Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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