yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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