One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
How naked do you want me to be?
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