All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
this beer tastes like vomit already
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
No subtext here. People are naked.
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I FOUND THE LEGS
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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