I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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