She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
