i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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