I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Please don't give away my fajitas
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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