you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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