I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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