remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i out mim tonsoeep
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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