Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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