Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Operation Purity has been aborted
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
my liver is dry heaving
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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