Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Bring me that man meat
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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