We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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