It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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