hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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