I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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