Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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