So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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