Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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