After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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