Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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