remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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