can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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