I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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