she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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