But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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