i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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