Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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