sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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