Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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