HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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