So drunk, too bad you don't want this
apparently the secret to your success is patron
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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