Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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