just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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