We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
