Are my feet made of real feet?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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