it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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