its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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