He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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