seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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I just forgot I was standing up.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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