I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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