I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Swine flu is the new snow day.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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