So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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