what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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