So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
it's like heaven, but drunker
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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