Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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