I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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