how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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