Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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