I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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